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FBF


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Broken arm, fractured pelvis and bruising and lacerations.

Not been MX biking for a long while but thought hey why not when an opportunity presented itself.

All started well taking it easy but the bike was a bit too fiesty and the track beyond me tbh, managed to cope with a few humps and dips and some downhill stretches okay but then I gave it some beans and lost control. Ended up being dragged along with the bike and landed in a winded heap on the ground.

The bike was on top of me and still running.

The little flashing lights were still going and the noise was insane.

If it hadn't been for the timely intervention of the store manager in Toys R' us, who quickly unplugged the machine it could have been a lot worse biggrin



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Good one F, thought you telling the truth for a minute. Lol.

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Get well soon FBf. Shocking lack of emapthy from Burt methinks - I too have been traumatised in Toy s are us.

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Very good F.  Had me going up to the "flashing lights" bit.

A element of urine extraction has since been detected.

Keep up the good work.



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Well he had me chuckling up until the smiley face, I had a vision of his his little swede poking out his armour stuck on his back like an overturned turtle, I'm devastated that it's an extremely silly hoax and a huge waste of my typing skills, x




 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cackle you've joined a gym?

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